You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
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for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
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I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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