What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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