Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
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Im on beer infinity
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
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Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
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He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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