I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
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Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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