We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
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ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
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Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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