I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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