i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Randomize
