i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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