Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
She announced her abortion via fbk
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
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lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
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You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE