Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
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I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
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Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night