Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again