Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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