seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
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i dont even know how to be here
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
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..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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