Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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