I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Farmville is her only friend.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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