I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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