it wasn't lemon gatorade
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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