Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
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Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
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Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...