Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar