I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
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We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
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She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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