i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
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Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
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I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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