Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Randomize
