TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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