Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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