after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
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Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
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Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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