i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
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slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
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Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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