She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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