I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
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no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
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You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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