he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
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I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
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I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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