So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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