the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
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I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
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so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
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