It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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