Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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