You really coming over, don't trick.
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Randomize
