Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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