So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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