why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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