it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
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If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
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Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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