Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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