that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
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We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
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Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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