you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
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I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
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Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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