try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
