Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
