the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
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