wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
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We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
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I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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