i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
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She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
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I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
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