Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
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I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
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I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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