the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
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the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
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We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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