so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
smell my finger.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Randomize
