Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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