Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
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he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
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There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
When are your genitals available?
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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