Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
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