I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
drinking out of a sandbucket again
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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