He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
