I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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