he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
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Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
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What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
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Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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