Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I will be naked everywhere
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Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
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If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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