Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
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No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
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I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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